And if not, isn’t that super fast for someone to move on after a long-term relationship? I mean, what does it say about their relationship if she’s so willing to date the next shmuck who hits on her in the line at Starbucks? Dave should take that into careful consideration before they undoubtedly get back together.ĭespite literally everyone in Dave’s inner circle thinking it’s a terrible idea, he decides, with the help of Benny Blanco (by far the best cameo role this season) that the best way for him to get what he wants is to perform his offensive masterpiece “Jail” on The Breakfast Club. Also, how long is it supposed to have been in between episodes nine and ten? Dave asks Emma if Ally is dating, and for a relationship of their length and seriousness, I’d have to assume that it’s been AT LEAST a few weeks or a month that they’ve been broken up. I guess Dave driving home alone in episode nine should’ve been a dead giveaway, but my dumb male brain assumed it was just a fight. As someone whose “job” it is to follow a show’s storyline (especially one as simple as Dave), I’ve gotta admit I’m pretty embarrassed to admit that I was totally shocked to realize that Dave and Ally had broken up. We then see Dave going over possible Lil Dicky logos with Emma, Ally’s roommate.
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But, Dave wants total creative control, and he sure as hell doesn’t want a bunch of suits to tell him how to express his art, and I can respect that. For the first time all season, I was actually on the side of his manager, Mike. I think that even though Dave is a comedian, even he could see that a song about sucking a Mexican guy’s dick in prison wouldn’t be the easiest thing for a record company to market. Let’s talk about that word…”masterpiece”.
The intro started losing me a little bit at the end if we’re being honest, so I think it would’ve done them good to have chopped off a couple of minutes and cut to the meeting, which is the true setting for this “masterpiece”, as Dave puts it. I’m pretty sure if Lil Dicky went to jail for two years (let’s be honest, he would’ve been out in 8 months on good behavior) I would’ve heard about it. So when the season one finale opened with a ten-minute long music video about Lil Dicky exposing his nutsack to a crowd of fans at a show, I totally bought it…until he was sentenced to jail time. You know? We gotta save this planet.To my knowledge, Dave is more or less based on Dave Burd’s journey to becoming Lil Dicky. I mean, there's so many people out here who don't believe Global Warming's a real thing. So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?Įvery one of you from the plains to the SaharaĬ'mon everybody, I know we're not all the sameĮveryone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hellįellas, don't you love the cum when you have sex? (Ayy)Īnd I heard women orgasms are better than a dick (Uh) Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey) Give each other names like Ahmed and PedroĪnd, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautifulĪnd it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fishīut these days, it's like we don't know how to actĪll these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)Ĭan you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)Īnd still don't know shit (What's going on?) We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home) I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?Īnd I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-hehĮarth, it is our planet (It's our planet) I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!) No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say: What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here.
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